Mia Natelli
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Madame Directoir Vanguard Ms. Jewels Rendezvous III of Undermiyy Jewels, Scotland
First Chain Violin for the Tivoli Orchestra
Professor of Experimental Projections in Color Theory
B.A. in Graphic Design and Botany
Masters in Shoe Shining
Fraternal Only Child
Former World Record Holder for Youngest Person Alive
Original Member of The Rolling Stones
15th U.S. President James Buchanan’s First Wife
Oscar Winner for Best Actress in the First Pornographic Blockbuster Nutbuster Movie
Mother of Earth
Step Mother of Kurt Cobain
Father of Jesus
Third cousin twice removed of
First Chain Violin for the Tivoli Orchestra
Professor of Experimental Projections in Color Theory
B.A. in Graphic Design and Botany
Masters in Shoe Shining
Fraternal Only Child
Former World Record Holder for Youngest Person Alive
Original Member of The Rolling Stones
15th U.S. President James Buchanan’s First Wife
Oscar Winner for Best Actress in the First Pornographic Blockbuster Nutbuster Movie
Mother of Earth
Step Mother of Kurt Cobain
Father of Jesus
Third cousin twice removed of
Mx. Debris Magentus Gargantua Johnson IV of the Ottoman Empire
Leader of the Mongols
Descendant of the Greek Saint Spyridon the Wonderworker, Bishop of Tremithus
Master of Puppets
Master of Reality
Lover of aubergines and existentialism
Ex-Lover of German Composer Karlheinz Stockhausen
PhD in Arts and Crafts specifically that of the blue variety
Licensed in Synthi 100 repairment
Mormon
Born Again Bosniak
Kosher
Daughter of Alanis Morissette
Trip Sitter for
Mother of the Haus of Sister Irene O’Tongue
Pioneer of the Tenth Wave Industrial Coffee Movement
Shrimp Scampi Advocate
Reigning Winner of Miss Uranus 2014
Trent Reznor STAN
Bets on Greyhound Races in Tallahassee, Florida
Pumice Miner
Is Fluent in the Language of the Rain Stick and Ancient Akkadian
Primitive, Doggish, Baroque, and Fearful
Retired Bikini Barista
Candidate for the Chilean Parliament
North Dakota’s Seventh Female Senator
Body Count: 42.33
Mousson Berg Profiterol Greens of Nancy’s Sweet Home
Ultimate Bantasaurus Rex
Founder of the Baby Pawn Dextox Metropolitan Transit Association
Lead Architect for Mount Kailash
Inventor of the Umlaut
In a Polyamorous Relationship With Former Nuns Sister Celcius and Sister Farenheit
Olympic Silver Medalist On His Father’s Side
Engine Master for the Lucitania
Taste tester for big pharma
Siamese Twins Joan Bias and Lydia Brunch of Singapore, Singapore
Roy Liechtenstein’s Muse
Stoner #420
Has a Big Hot Pink Jeep That Can Turn Inside Out
Embodiment of the All-Being Gaia
Bennington College Dentistry School Alumni
Mini Bully XXXS Breeder
Sex Therapist for the Baroness
Sex Therapist for the barren
Elevator Operator for the Nazca Lines
It/its Doctor Reference
Little Miss Rathaus Schöneberg of West Berlin Pre-1989 Fall of the Wall
Roadkill Collector For “Artistic” Purposes
Owner of a Cat Named Onion Backwards and a Goldfish Named Mary Ann Inaba
Post 9/11 Lindsay Lohan Lookalike
Lip Piercer for Jackie Onassis
Liquid, Solid, and a Gas
Doctor Pazzo Di Te Kypseli of Corinth
Reincarnation of Helen of Troy
Offspring of The Colossus of Rhodes
Current Secretary of Party Affairs for Alpha Omicron Pi
έκανε τη διατριβή του για την αγανάκτηση (He Did His Thesis On Outrage)
Leader of the Mongols
Descendant of the Greek Saint Spyridon the Wonderworker, Bishop of Tremithus
Master of Puppets
Master of Reality
Lover of aubergines and existentialism
Ex-Lover of German Composer Karlheinz Stockhausen
PhD in Arts and Crafts specifically that of the blue variety
Licensed in Synthi 100 repairment
Mormon
Born Again Bosniak
Kosher
Daughter of Alanis Morissette
Trip Sitter for
Mother of the Haus of Sister Irene O’Tongue
Pioneer of the Tenth Wave Industrial Coffee Movement
Shrimp Scampi Advocate
Reigning Winner of Miss Uranus 2014
Trent Reznor STAN
Bets on Greyhound Races in Tallahassee, Florida
Pumice Miner
Is Fluent in the Language of the Rain Stick and Ancient Akkadian
Primitive, Doggish, Baroque, and Fearful
Retired Bikini Barista
Candidate for the Chilean Parliament
North Dakota’s Seventh Female Senator
Body Count: 42.33
Mousson Berg Profiterol Greens of Nancy’s Sweet Home
Ultimate Bantasaurus Rex
Founder of the Baby Pawn Dextox Metropolitan Transit Association
Lead Architect for Mount Kailash
Inventor of the Umlaut
In a Polyamorous Relationship With Former Nuns Sister Celcius and Sister Farenheit
Olympic Silver Medalist On His Father’s Side
Engine Master for the Lucitania
Taste tester for big pharma
Siamese Twins Joan Bias and Lydia Brunch of Singapore, Singapore
Roy Liechtenstein’s Muse
Stoner #420
Has a Big Hot Pink Jeep That Can Turn Inside Out
Embodiment of the All-Being Gaia
Bennington College Dentistry School Alumni
Mini Bully XXXS Breeder
Sex Therapist for the Baroness
Sex Therapist for the barren
Elevator Operator for the Nazca Lines
It/its Doctor Reference
Little Miss Rathaus Schöneberg of West Berlin Pre-1989 Fall of the Wall
Roadkill Collector For “Artistic” Purposes
Owner of a Cat Named Onion Backwards and a Goldfish Named Mary Ann Inaba
Post 9/11 Lindsay Lohan Lookalike
Lip Piercer for Jackie Onassis
Liquid, Solid, and a Gas
Doctor Pazzo Di Te Kypseli of Corinth
Reincarnation of Helen of Troy
Offspring of The Colossus of Rhodes
Current Secretary of Party Affairs for Alpha Omicron Pi
έκανε τη διατριβή του για την αγανάκτηση (He Did His Thesis On Outrage)