Mia Natelli
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Self Portrait/Stream of Consciousness 2.0
Madame Directoir Vanguard Ms. Jewels(1) Rendezvous III of Undermiyy Jewels, Scotland(2)
First chain violin for the Tivoli(3) Orchestra
Professor of Experimental Projections in Color Theory(4)
B.A. in Graphic Design(5) and Luminescence(6)
Philosopher in anti-velvet(7) rhetoric
Fraternal only child(8)
Life-size replica of Liza Minelli(9)
Mother of Earth(10)
Step Mother of Kurt Cobain(11)(12)
Former world record holder for youngest person alive
Mx. Debris Magentus Gargantua Johnson IV(13) of the Maltese Waters
Master of Puppets(14)
Master of Reality(15)
Liquid, Solid, and a Gas(16)(17)
Lover of aubergines(18) and intentional bald spots(19)
Ex-lover of the height at which he sees me at
Out, Nick Cave(21)(22)(23) the singer and vintage(24)
PhD in Arts and Crafts specifically that of the Blue(25)(26) variety
Tasteful/Tasteless
Master of Puppets(14)
Master of Reality(15)
Liquid, Solid, and a Gas(16)(17)
Lover of aubergines(18) and intentional bald spots(19)
Ex-lover of the height at which he sees me at
Out, Nick Cave(21)(22)(23) the singer and vintage(24)
PhD in Arts and Crafts specifically that of the Blue(25)(26) variety
Tasteful/Tasteless
Mousson(27)(28) Berg Profiterol Greens(29) of Nancy’s Sweet Home(30)(31)
Ultimate Bantasaurus Rex(32)
Founder of the Baby Pawn(33) Halftone(34) Metropolitan Transit Association(35)
Inventor of the Umlaut(36)
Punk and contra…ceptive(37)
Hot teen ox onions stampede par diamond dive eye(38)
Owner of a Cat named Onion(39) backwards and a Goldfish named CMYK(40)
In a love triangle with former nuns Sister Celcius and Sister Farenheit
Olympic Silver Medalist On His Father’s Side(41)
Ultimate Bantasaurus Rex(32)
Founder of the Baby Pawn(33) Halftone(34) Metropolitan Transit Association(35)
Inventor of the Umlaut(36)
Punk and contra…ceptive(37)
Hot teen ox onions stampede par diamond dive eye(38)
Owner of a Cat named Onion(39) backwards and a Goldfish named CMYK(40)
In a love triangle with former nuns Sister Celcius and Sister Farenheit
Olympic Silver Medalist On His Father’s Side(41)
Siamese twins Joan Bias(42) and Lydia Brunch(43)
Stoner #420(44)(45)
Have you seen Austin Powers?(46)
Hexbug(47)(48), Aquatic(49)(50), Pre-Packaged, with Love.
Graduated class of 03’ from Ciao College(51)
Rightful heir(52) to The Sphere(53)
Petite therefore she is(54)
He did his thesis on Outrage(55)
Stoner #420(44)(45)
Have you seen Austin Powers?(46)
Hexbug(47)(48), Aquatic(49)(50), Pre-Packaged, with Love.
Graduated class of 03’ from Ciao College(51)
Rightful heir(52) to The Sphere(53)
Petite therefore she is(54)
He did his thesis on Outrage(55)
Sister Irene O’Tongue(56)
Finding, for “artistic” purposes(57)
Lip Piercer(58) for Jackie Onassis(59)
World Piece? World Pieces.(60)
Retriever of the infamous Excalibur sword (squeegee)(61)
Primitive, Doggish, Baroque, and Fearful
Play with the fiss(62)
Digitally inclined(63)(64)
Vitamin over and vitamin out, in terms of inviting in and inviting out(65)
Finding, for “artistic” purposes(57)
Lip Piercer(58) for Jackie Onassis(59)
World Piece? World Pieces.(60)
Retriever of the infamous Excalibur sword (squeegee)(61)
Primitive, Doggish, Baroque, and Fearful
Play with the fiss(62)
Digitally inclined(63)(64)
Vitamin over and vitamin out, in terms of inviting in and inviting out(65)
(1) All the necklaces (jewels) I got while traveling in different countries
(2) A fictional location created by me and Jesse Biviano, located on a cliffside town on the coast of Scotland, one of the judges,
Carrie Ann Inaba, is from there
(3) Apparently I live in Tivoli
(4) The first studio arts class I took at Bard College was Colorama with Prof. Ken Buhler
(5) Adobe Suite
(6) Pronounced: loo-mih-neh-SHAHNSE, like sconce
(7) Velvet gives me the chills, also corduroy, velour, and those kinds of textures, suede is acceptable
(8) I am an only child
(9) I’ve recently been listening to the Cabaret (1972) soundtrack while working in my studio
(10) Mother of Earth by The Gun Club, off of the album Miami (1982)
(11) Nirvana
(12) In order to get into this exclusive club on Roblox, I made myself listen to almost all of Nirvana’s discography in one night
(13) My Dad is the fourth of his name, unfortunately my beingness ended that
(14) Master of Puppets by Metallica, off of the album Master of Puppets (1986)
(15) Realiti by Grimes, off of the album Art Angels (2015)
(16) Middle school science, formative years
(17) Life’s a Gas by T. Rex, off of the album Electric Warrior (1971)
(18) A nod to the restaurant El Rief in Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin, Germany
(19) One of my 2025 fashion predictions
(20) Thinking about trinket jackets
(21) “Mary, grab the baby, the river’s rising”, from Muddy Water off of the album Kicking Against the Pricks (1986) by Nick Cave & The
Bad Seeds
(22) “Woah, oh-oh-oh-ohh, you must be the prophet, ‘cause you told me everything that I’ve done”, from Jesus Met the Woman at the Well
off of the album Kicking Against the Pricks (1986) by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
(23) Tickets to his upcoming tour are too expensive
(24) Archival my ass, archive this ass
(25) I look good in blue
(26) Blue and purple are my favorite colors
(27) A tram station by the beach in Athens, Greece
(2) A fictional location created by me and Jesse Biviano, located on a cliffside town on the coast of Scotland, one of the judges,
Carrie Ann Inaba, is from there
(3) Apparently I live in Tivoli
(4) The first studio arts class I took at Bard College was Colorama with Prof. Ken Buhler
(5) Adobe Suite
(6) Pronounced: loo-mih-neh-SHAHNSE, like sconce
(7) Velvet gives me the chills, also corduroy, velour, and those kinds of textures, suede is acceptable
(8) I am an only child
(9) I’ve recently been listening to the Cabaret (1972) soundtrack while working in my studio
(10) Mother of Earth by The Gun Club, off of the album Miami (1982)
(11) Nirvana
(12) In order to get into this exclusive club on Roblox, I made myself listen to almost all of Nirvana’s discography in one night
(13) My Dad is the fourth of his name, unfortunately my beingness ended that
(14) Master of Puppets by Metallica, off of the album Master of Puppets (1986)
(15) Realiti by Grimes, off of the album Art Angels (2015)
(16) Middle school science, formative years
(17) Life’s a Gas by T. Rex, off of the album Electric Warrior (1971)
(18) A nod to the restaurant El Rief in Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin, Germany
(19) One of my 2025 fashion predictions
(20) Thinking about trinket jackets
(21) “Mary, grab the baby, the river’s rising”, from Muddy Water off of the album Kicking Against the Pricks (1986) by Nick Cave & The
Bad Seeds
(22) “Woah, oh-oh-oh-ohh, you must be the prophet, ‘cause you told me everything that I’ve done”, from Jesus Met the Woman at the Well
off of the album Kicking Against the Pricks (1986) by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
(23) Tickets to his upcoming tour are too expensive
(24) Archival my ass, archive this ass
(25) I look good in blue
(26) Blue and purple are my favorite colors
(27) A tram station by the beach in Athens, Greece
(28)
Muse, at the time I was my own muse
(29) Greens of the season
(30) A dessert restaurant in Athens, Greece that makes profiteroles
(31) My sweet mother Nancy
(32) A Tess Cogen quote from their trip from Scotland to Berlin
(33) My friend’s Tumblr username
(34) I do halftone silkscreen printmaking
(35) New York City MTA needs to lower turnstile prices
(36) A nod to my studies in Berlin, Germany
(37) The Moving Image Diary of Fabian Vendetta, an unfinished play
(38) I opened my notes app for inspiration and found this sentence
(39) Noino (noy-no)
(40) I use the CMYK (cyan, magenta, yellow, black) color palette in my screen printing
(41) This is one of the best lines in this text
(42) Joan Baez
(43) Lydia Lunch
(44) Refer to the Politics of a Spliff
(45) Za, duh
(46) The Austin Powers trilogy are some of my favorite movies ever, yeah Baby yeah
(47) Glitchy, graphic, digital
(48) One of the types of man
(49) The beach is hwere I thrive, I love to swim and tan
(50) Another type of man
(51) The year I was born
(52) Game of Thrones
(29) Greens of the season
(30) A dessert restaurant in Athens, Greece that makes profiteroles
(31) My sweet mother Nancy
(32) A Tess Cogen quote from their trip from Scotland to Berlin
(33) My friend’s Tumblr username
(34) I do halftone silkscreen printmaking
(35) New York City MTA needs to lower turnstile prices
(36) A nod to my studies in Berlin, Germany
(37) The Moving Image Diary of Fabian Vendetta, an unfinished play
(38) I opened my notes app for inspiration and found this sentence
(39) Noino (noy-no)
(40) I use the CMYK (cyan, magenta, yellow, black) color palette in my screen printing
(41) This is one of the best lines in this text
(42) Joan Baez
(43) Lydia Lunch
(44) Refer to the Politics of a Spliff
(45) Za, duh
(46) The Austin Powers trilogy are some of my favorite movies ever, yeah Baby yeah
(47) Glitchy, graphic, digital
(48) One of the types of man
(49) The beach is hwere I thrive, I love to swim and tan
(50) Another type of man
(51) The year I was born
(52) Game of Thrones
(53) Dead & Co. at the Las Vegas Sphere
(54) I think therefore I am, Rene Descartes, but I’m not into philosophy
(55) Part of my motivation comes from spite, which comes from outrage
(56) Sister Irene O’Connor, master in the synthesizer and also a nun
(57) Because I do not have a car, my materials are finessed
(58) My grandma always says, “don’t poke any more holes into your beautiful face!”
(59) Nine Jackies, Andy Warhol, 1964
(60) World Peace
(61) The squeegee is what transfers the ink from my hands, through the screen, onto my paper
(62) Fish
(63) Gamer
(64) Good with Adobe Suite and other softwares
(65) Awkward date
(54) I think therefore I am, Rene Descartes, but I’m not into philosophy
(55) Part of my motivation comes from spite, which comes from outrage
(56) Sister Irene O’Connor, master in the synthesizer and also a nun
(57) Because I do not have a car, my materials are finessed
(58) My grandma always says, “don’t poke any more holes into your beautiful face!”
(59) Nine Jackies, Andy Warhol, 1964
(60) World Peace
(61) The squeegee is what transfers the ink from my hands, through the screen, onto my paper
(62) Fish
(63) Gamer
(64) Good with Adobe Suite and other softwares
(65) Awkward date